When opportunity knocks, sometimes you don't answer, you put a waffle on your head and shut up.

I know what you're thinking, actually no I don't. But, sometimes offers are just too good to be true. Sometimes even when life walks up to you in a stretch limo and a nice suit and you are thinking that stardom is soon to follow....your hopes and dreams are crushed as you only discover that life wants you to suck its cock first and often.

What does this have to do with anything? Well unless you're a cocksucker like most Cubs or Steelers fans...it means you shouldn't have to suck all the time.

Now before all the Cubs and Steelers fans get all militant on me and start crying about things......

I wanted to use this post to take your mind off sports for a second. I know the Super Bowl is today and you, much like me, will be watching it today/tonight. Cool, very cool. But that is all most people will talk about today. Wouldn't it be more constructive use of your time to invent something creative like a self-licking ice cream cone or a cat carrier?

Ok, since you are all still drooling over sports today and I cannot connect with you. Just forget I brought any of this up. It appears instead of reading mindless things on this blog you would rather go watch sports. Which, by all accounts, is what I would rather be doing to. Unless, I was busy laying waffles on top of rabbits today, of course.

Enjoy the game. In a leap of faith, the Cardinals will NOT win. Hey, congrats Steeler Nation.