Violation of urinal/stall selection and noise pollution

Having a lifelong fear of public restrooms, joining the Army has made it nearly impossible to avoid using them. Without any formal training, I knew the basic principles of bathroom etiquette and followed them religiously. So this is my story of my first encounter with the ultimate rule breaker.

I was at AIT in good old San Angelo, Texas. It was after lunch, and due to the high quality food at the DFAC, I could not wait until school was over...so I made the long walk to the bathroom. Slowly opening the door, my prayers were answered when I realized that the room was empty. There were three urinals and four stalls against the wall. I required the use of a stall and made the decision to choose one at the end naturally, decreasing my chances of having someone sit next to me. As I was getting ready to "drop the kids off at the pool", I heard the dreaded sound of the bathroom door opening. While I was annoyed, I knew that no one in their right mind would use the stall next to me, as I had left to viable options at the other end. But some asshole, with a complete disregard for "rules" barges into the stall next to me, hastily sits down and "lets loose the Kraken". With as much noise as possible and unnecessary grunting, this person quickly does their business and exits the bathroom. Needless to say I was extremely pissed. I finished my business and returned to class to tell Murphy the story, as I knew he also believed in the "rules".  

While I tell the story, he is clearly amused not only at my retelling of the tale, but how pissed I was....his only response, " IT WAS ME"!!!

Damn you Murphy...that day will forever haunt me.

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