Urination

One of the many pleasures of being married to a teacher is great stories that you get to hear. Every day she comes home I hear yet another story about all of the crazy shit kids come up with. Because of all of the confidentiality rules I can't talk about what she tells me, so instead I am going to come up with random stories about the insane stuff an 8 year old will do to get back at their teacher (of course having nothing to do with the stories she comes home to tell me).
No No, unlike the many instances of a disgruntled co-worker making a hungover morning relief into the company coffee, I have not heard of an 8 year handling hot objects with such precision as to successfully relieve themselves without scalding the skin off of their soon do drop testicles. However, I happen to know of another phenomenon that happens and it involves the cup used in a popular game of beer pong.So, lets say your teacher gives you a bad grade; what do you do? Do you slash her tires? Threaten her gold fish? Shit on her hood? No, your 8, you can definitely come up with something better.
First we'll call this sinister kid Habeeb. Does Habeeb think taking a pair of the teachers cups out of a closet into the bathroom (that your teacher happens to use as well) would start as a good idea? Seems so. Habeeb takes two cups and fills them to the brim with his warm urine and leaves them on the floor in front of the very cabinet he got them from. But it's not over, he still has some left. Little Habeeb continues to relieve himself all over the bathroom floor, only to zip up and return to work as if nothing happened.

Does the revenge work? Probably not, but the look on the teacher's face would be pricless.

Lesson to be learned here? Don't fuck with kids named Habeeb.