Morons....

So, I have a story to tell...all about this idiot I know.

He spent almost seven years in the Army and was up for reenlistment with a huge bonus to stay in a cushy job in a wonderful assignment. You would think no-brainer, right?

Well, you are right in some ways.

He thought he was like George and Weezie and on to better things,but he was wrong.

He thought he was going to use the government to get an education.

He was wrong again.
He thought he was going to be rolling in the dough...

He was wrong again.

A combination of evils rueened...

I meant Ruined that plan...

I am not going to name names, but overall the economy sucks. It needs fixed. I don't see it getting better over the next four or even eight years as of right now.
So, now, he is trying to return to the military after one month of getting out. He joined the National Guard before outprocessing...
...thinking they would help financially.

Always Ready, Always There? That is only half right. They are always there.

So, he is still waiting for a signature so he can sign up again for no bonus and also for needs of the Army. That should be interesting.

Who is this moron, you may be asking.

None other.