G'head take your best shot!

Did this seriously just get printed: Army Protective Vests Suck
Luckily during my three combat tours so far, as this picture to the left certainly depicts, my good looks may have helped save my life..

I also made the extra effort to stuff sheets of kevlar down my pants. Yeah it may have looked funny, but I had to protect the "Grower" (not pictured) and his two little brothers, Hekyll and Jekyll (also, unfortunately not pictured). Anyways, I blame Jimmy Carter (also, not pictured). Just because I can.